Arizona Daily Star:  “State officials and supporters like to say Arizona has the first true medical marijuana program in the country – but it didn’t take much for me to become a state-certified pothead.  With the help of a naturopath and an out-of-state certification mill, I breezed through the application process and scored my very own medical marijuana card. . . . Before setting the appointment with Cannabis Patient Evaluation Centers, my editors and I laid some ground rules.”